Particle man, particle man. Doing the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important. Particle man. Is he a dot?, Or is he speck? When he's underwater, does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows, particle man.Triangle man, triangle man. Triangle man hates particle man. They have a fight, triangle wins, triangle man. Universe man, universe man. Size of the entire universe man. Usually kind to smaller man. Universe man He' s got a watch with a minute hand, millenium hand, and an eon hand. When they meet, it's a happy land. Powerful man, universe man. Person man, person man. Hit on the head with the frying pan. Lives his life in a garbage can. Person man. Is he depressed? Or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with person man? Degraded man, person man. Triangle man, triangle man. Triangle man hates person man. They have a fight, triangle wins, triangle man.